18 GAY PEOPLE's ChronICLE

JANUARY 24, 1997

Dykes Towatch Out For by Alison Bechdel

AT THE

ANNUAL

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REALLY!

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE IN THERAPY.

CRAFT BAZAAR,

OUR HEROINE

15 EXHIBITING

SOME

BIZARRE AND CRAFTY 253) BEHAVIOR.

I'M

NOT. MY DOCTOR PRESCRIBED IT.

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COULD

YOU STAND LIKE THAT? I'M TRY-

ING TO AVOID

SYDNEY.

SO YOU'RE NOT INTEREST-

ED IN WORKING ON THE EMOTIONAL ROOTS OF YOUR DEPRESSION?

OH, MO. DON'T TELL NE YOUVE ALIENATED YET ANOTHER PERSON. HOW COME YOU'RE STILL TALK; ING TO ME?

Herbal Grunk

SLIPPERY WHEN WET

BECAUSE YOU DON'T KEEP SECRETS FROM ME LIKE LOIS, OR THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN I AM, LIKE CLARICE. AND YOU DIDN'T FUCK OVER A FRIEND OF MINE, LIKE SYDNEY DID.

HEY. MY INSURANCE COVERS FIFTY PERCENT

OF A NINETY-MINUTE THERAPY SESSION AFTER

I MEET THE THOUSAND DOLLAR DEDUCTIBLE. My CO. PAYMENT ON PRESCRIPTION DRUGS IS SEVEN BUCKS. YOU DO THE MATH.

SYDNEY!

I DON'T FIGURE YOU FOR THE CRAFT FAIR TYPE

WELL... SINCE YOU'RE COUNT. ING, I DID LET MY PUBLIC RADIO MEMBERSHIP LAPSE.

Haley Noses

PIERCING SPEL. TOPAYP

THE HOME STUDY LOOKS GOOD, AND I'VE CLEARED UP YOUR CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE ARRESTS WITH THE JUDGE. NOW WE'RE JUST WAITING FOR A HEARING DATE. IN A MONTH OR TWO, THE ADOPTION SHOULD BE FINAL.

THE HIDEOUS BRONZE OF TWO WOMEN EMBRACING WOULD BE WITHERINGLY IRONIC, BUT I'M ALSO DRAWN TO THIS MACABRE PINK TRIANGLE NIGHT LIGHT.

Doggie Style

HA! WOULDN'T THIS BE THE PERFECT GIFT

EN

FOR LOIS?

OH. IF

I WERE GIVING HER ONE, I MEAN.

WANNA BANAMAS IN PAJAMAS DOLL

NOW!

http://www.visi.com/~oprairie/

IS IT TOO LATE TO PUT

HIM UP FOR ADOPTION INSTEAD?

UH-OH! COVER ME! HERE COMES CLARICE!

ZOLOFT, HUH? I'M ON PROZAC

The Hamess forks

LEATHER RESTRAIN & WHIPS

MO, IF YOU DON'T WANNA SEE ANYONG YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU GO SHOP ACROSS THE STREET AT FOCUS ON THE FAMILY'S FRANKINCENSE AND DIT

FRUITCAKE FAIR.

SCREECH!

HEY, GINGER.

I'M SHOPPING FOR A

JOKE GIFT FOR

AN EX.

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UM, YES, I'LL

HAVE THE #12, EXTRA-LARGE

ONE TRIPLE

I'LL TRY THE "CAFE MISS THING."

THE "LESBIAN NO-FOAM

LATTÉ,

LATTE!

ONE SINGLE SMALL EASYMOCHA EXTRAVANILLA SKINNY CAPPUCCINO WITH CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES!

I'LL HAVE THE "I'M TOO BUTCH FOR ALL THESE OTHER FOOFOO DRINKS."

DOW

LARGE BLACK COFFEE!

FOR THE GAL WHO HAS EVERYTHING Hand Carved DILDO RACKS

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I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT THIS WHOLE COFFEE-CRAZE

IS GETTING COMPLETELY

OUT-OF-HAND!

04

GIMME A

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